ilovecoreyhart!

I’ve begun a tally of blue screens. We’re up to 8.

Wells fargo is also a big pile of suck.

Mercury will be in retrograde for my birthday this year.

It… Snowed last night. The expected high today is 81

I think my teacher may be demonstrating how to make a 3d model of a penis.

Dear internet, do I flirt with the boss’ daughter?

There is a certain amount of comfort in returning to an old routine.

Sitting on front of a computer all day is strangely exhausting. Then again, it could be the lack of sleep.

The first apple i’d eaten in a long time was very corey.

The readout in my car says it’s 100 degrees.

I don’t qualify for unemployment because my school schedule makes me unavailable for full time work. Yeah… Fuck you too government.

Been on hold for almost an hour. It might be another hour still.