18th
Happy birthday to me! Oh and @onegirlrhumba too, I guess.
@ 1:32pm
It seems like most women will use any chance to dress up as an excuse to dress sluttily. I’m not complaining btw, just making an observation
@ 3:48pm
I was nearly the victim of a Cougar last night. Luckily I was saved in the knick of time.
@ 11:42am
I just got home from an awesome weekend. I think I made the right decision in joining this wonderful bunch of lunatics.
@ 12:22am
“…good to see you smile dad. When you smile it makes me happy inside…”
@ 3:10pm
I’ve begun a tally of blue screens. We’re up to 8.
@ 9:34am